He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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