just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
