Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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