The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
