Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I need moral support for this bender
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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