How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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