but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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