you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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