You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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