Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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