No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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