dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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