Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
please don't ironically join a cult
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