he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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