If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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