He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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