no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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