In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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