Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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