his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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