it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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