He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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