Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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