Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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