He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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