should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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