So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
