I'm going to jail i love you
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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