My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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