Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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