where am i from again
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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