im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Randomize
