No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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