It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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