remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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