that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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