Don't you send me to vm
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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