yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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