help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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