Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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