I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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