I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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