That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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