I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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