And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
