No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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