she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
