I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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