I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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