Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Dear god my vagina.
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