Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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