Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
someone get that fucking seahorse.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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