normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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