i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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