I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
